(Phone rings.)

Doctor: Obsessive Clothing Disorders Anonymous, how can we help you?

Caller: Please! I, I …

Doctor: Take a deep breath. Explain your situation.

Caller: It’s pretty graphic. The more I saw, the more I needed every piece of Victoria McGrane’s silk-screened Neurotica spring collection. Hand-drawn illustrations of oddities like geometric spiderwebs, poison ivy, and aggressive Bambi are printed on silk-blend jersey and cotton before they’re cut and sewn into simple silhouettes.

Doctor: I see. Continue.

Caller: Everything’s made in her London studio — foliage leggings, adorned tees, sweetheart bodice frocks, A-line miniskirts. She brilliantly juxtaposes her prints with solids. It’s pure genius!

Doctor: Take two and call me in the morning.

Available at Acrimony, 515 Gough Street, between Grove and Fulton Streets (415-861-1025 or shopacrimony.com); online at thisisneurotica.co.uk and pixiemarket.com.