Nothing says cheese like a few porny photos of a beauty queen in her knickers.
Honor your curves the classy way by slipping on some sexy yet sophisticated swimwear by Dosed.
Our new favorite swim collection debuted in Milan last year but just made its way to California. Known for their details, the exquisite pieces fit to perfection, thanks to classic, modestly revealing silhouettes in a muted palette.
Walk tall in the French blue-and-white-striped Natalia bandeau with maroon ties. No need to worry about hot water in the black Lauren one-piece with button detail. Do your country proud in the navy halter Liv bikini with silver stone hardware.
You’ll look so good you’ll happily keep your top on.
Anything else would be lewdicrous.
Available at Alla Prima Fine Lingerie, 539 Hayes Street, between Laguna and Octavia Streets (415-864-8180); Alla Prima Fine Lingerie, 1420 Grant Avenue, between Union and Green Streets (415-397-4077 or allaprimalingerie.com). To see styles, go to dosed.it.