Yeah, we’d tap that.CHUGBrews on the BayWhat: Sample more than 40 beers from seven local breweries (like Magnolia) and ribs from Oola while getting down to Zepperella and Zoo Station.Why: Twist and stout.When: Sat., noon-5 p.m.; Sun., 1-5 p.m.Where: S.S. Jeremiah O’Brien, Pier 45, at The Embarcadero (415-544-0100). Tickets online at sfbrewersguild.org.COVETUp at Harputs MarketWhat: Stylist Rachel Esterline’s mezzanine-level pop-up at Harputs offers heavily discounted designer duds (including the likes of Marni, Margiela, and Louis Vuitton) from her clients’ impressive closets.Why: Up, up, and away.When: Opening party, Sun., noon-5 p.m.Where: 1525 Fillmore St., at Geary Blvd. (415-922-9644).TWEETTwestival SFWhat: The fundraising event organized by Twitter users (and taking place in 180 cities on the same night) will benefit Operation Smile.Why: One hundred forty is your lucky number.When: Fri., 8 p.m.Where: Horizon Restaurant & Lounge, 498 Broadway, at Kearney St. (415-576-1118). Tickets online at amiando.com.REVIVEThe SF Grand Ball – Battle at Ground Zero ChampionshipWhat: Finalists in YBCA’s weekly vogueing (yes, as in Madonna) competition hope to become the king or queen of the posers.Why: Let your body move to the music.When: Fri., 8 p.m.Where: Yerba Buena Center for the Arts, 701 Mission St., at Third St. (415-978-2787).JUDGEThe September IssueWhat: Witness the divine Ms. Wintour in all her glam-goddess glory (sunglasses and all).Why: Is she more devilish than Meryl?When: Opens Fri.Where: AMC Loews Metreon, 101 Fourth St., at Mission St. (415-369-6201). Showtimes and tickets at fandango.com.SHOPAmbiance’s Fall FlyerWhat: Give your wardrobe a shot in the arm with 10 percent off regular-priced and 20 percent off sale items when you take in the store’s fall flyer.Why: They really, really like you.When: Thru Sept. 30.Where: Ambiance’s three locations in Cow Hollow, the Haight, and Noe Valley. Get the Sept. flyer online at ambiancesf.com.GODailyCandy DossierWhat: All day, every day, we’ll be bringing you the latest and greatest from NY Fashion Week. Check back often for designer interviews, trend predictions, and front-row observances. Why: Giveaways galore. When: Thru Sept. 17.Where: Online at dailycandy.com/dossier.