Therapy’s too hard. Life coaching’s too soft. And with mercury in retrograde, even your psychic hasn’t gotten it right.

But don’t stop spiritual Goldilocksing before giving clairvoyant Tiffany Challis a call.

The scary-good energy healer steers you toward a more intuitive, balanced life through sessions at Cow Hollow’s Gunilla Skin Butik.

For $65/hour, Challis examines the layers of your aura through identifying blockages or issues that might be holding you back. Then, through healing work, she helps you clear things up on the spot, giving you the keys to get in touch with your own spirit and pursue what inspires you.

Kooky as it sounds, getting you connected to your own energy and information can even affect how others react to you (like, say, a certain someone who’s nothing but bad news).

Making her the closest possible thing to a douchebag whisperer.

Tiffany Challis (415-987-8549 or tiffanyjanechallis.com). Gunilla Skin Butik, 2165a Union Street, at Fillmore Street (415-931-7318). Mention DailyCandy when booking (through Challis) to receive 25 percent off your first reading.

Photos: Courtesy of Carlo Van de Roer. Van de Roer’s Portrait Machine Project uses an aura camera to explore the idea that a portrait photograph can reveal an accurate, otherwise unseen insight into the subject’s character.

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