Two all-beef patties, special sauce.

DEVOUR
Burger Bar
What: Everyone’s fave French export, Hubert Keller, brings his high-low burger emporium (where you can top your patty with foie) to Macy’s sixth floor.
Why: The Louvre can have BK; we’ll keep Keller.
When: Opens Fri., 10:30 a.m.
Where: 170 O’Farrell St., at Powell St. (415-296-4272).

PARTY
Southern Exposure Public Grand Opening + Block Party
What: A public celebration of SoEx’s new permanent digs and an unveiling of its inaugural exhibit, Bellwether.
Why: Decent exposure.
When: Sat., 4-10 p.m.
Where: 3030 20th St., at Alabama St. (415-863-2141).

WATCH
The Who’s Tommy
What: Ray of Light Theatre stages the iconic, rollicking rock musical based on The Who’s 1969 concept album.
Why: You sure play a mean pinball.
When: Fri.-Nov. 7.
Where: The Victoria Theatre, 2961 16th St., at Mission St. (415-690-7658). Tickets online at brownpapertickets.com.

LOUNGE
Readings in Bed: a Sensuous Night at Supperclub
What: Litquake brings together a panel of erotic writers, including Stephen Elliott and Violet Blue, to read from Supperclub’s famous plush beds. Meow.
Why: Hear from the masters of pillow talk.
When: Thurs., 5-8 p.m.
Where: 657 Harrison St., at Second St. (415-348-0900).

TOUR
The Well-Dressed Home at Union, by Palisades
What: Designer and author Annette Tatum decks out several units at the luxe new residences with dress-form displays inspired by her book, The Well-Dressed Home.
Why: Form meets fashion.
When: Thurs., 6-8 p.m.
Where: 2125 Bryant St., at 19th  St. (415-824-8884). R.S.V.P. required at union@wjagency.com.

LEARN
TheGreenArtProject.com
What: A just-launched local website dedicated to sustainable art, from new exhibits to how to buy to fun projects for kids.
Why: Green was always your favorite color, anyway.
When: Online now.
Where: thegreenartproject.com

Photo: Courtesy of Burger Bar St. Louis