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Off the Charts

Aquarius: Hey, neighbor! Am I going to see you tomorrow at Virgo’s baby shower?

Pisces: Sadly, I won’t be able to make it. Mercury’s gone totally retrograde since I had the baby; I think she needs some one-on-one mommy time.

A: Why don’t you just bring both kids along? The Galaxy Girls will be there; they’ll be able to help.

P: With babysitting?

A: No, you loon! The Galaxy Girls are a trio of ace astrologers with expertise in motherhood, relationships, and life purpose. They read charts at moms’ gatherings.

P: So they can tell me what’s up with Mercury?

A: Even better. They’ll give specific advice on how a Pisces like you can help her fulfill her life’s goals. Or you can just take a break and focus the reading entirely on you.

P: Lord knows we moms rarely get to be the stars.


To book the Galaxy Girls for your next gathering, go to galaxygirlsevents.com.

this week in san francisco!

PARTY
Grand Green Opening

What: A free-to-all celebration of the park hub’s new East Beach digs with music, snacks, and hands-on sustainable crafting.
Why: It’s beachy green.
When: Sat., 11 a.m.-3 p.m.
Where: Crissy Field Center, 1199 E. Beach Dr., near the Marina Gate Presidio entrance, Presidio (415-561-7690).

ROAR
Year of the Tiger

What: Ring in the new year with a festive lion dance, make-your-own hung bao, and a reading from Tales from the Chinese Zodiac.
Why: Xīn Nián Kuài Lè!
When: Sun., noon-4 p.m.
Where: Asian Art Museum, 200 Larkin St., b/t Fulton & McAllister Sts., Samsung Hall (415-581-3500).

DISCOVER
Animal Attraction and Pretty Plants

What: Budding biologists (ages 6-10) learn what makes hearts flutter in the animal world through stories and hands-on activities.
Why: Ducky in love.
When: Sun., 2:30 p.m.
Where: California Academy of Sciences, 55 Music Concourse Dr., education classroom, Golden Gate Park (415-379-8000).

Photo: TopTechWriter.US / Flickr

LOCATIONS
Crissy Field Center
1199 E Beach
@ Marina Gate Presidio entrance
San Francisco, CA 94123
415-561-7690
55 Music Concourse Dr
Golden Gate Park
San Francisco, CA 94118
415-379-8000
200 Larkin St
bt Fulton & McAllister Sts
San Francisco, CA 94102
415-581-3500
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