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ENJOY
Cowgirl Creamery St. Pat’s Cheese Release Party
What: Sample the seasonal springtime cheese along with the milk and nettles that make it so delectable.
Why: Eat your greens.
When: Thurs., 7-9 p.m.
Where: 18 Reasons, 593 Guerrero St., at 18th St.

SHOP
Selima Optique and Selima Vintage Sample Sale
What: Get vintage Dior frames and other chic specs from the boutique eyewear line at up to 50 percent off retail on Swirl.
Why: You’ve gotta see it to believe it.
When: While supplies last (but DailyCandy readers get exclusive early access, so hurry!).
Where: Online at swirl.com. Ongoing sales include UES, Eberjey, and Rogan.

SNIFF
SenSpa Wellness Apothecary Grand Opening Weekend
What: Three days of free mini-makeovers, as well as workshops, discounts, and healthy snacks.
Why: Purchase a custom-blended body scrub and get a travel-size scrub free.
When: Fri., 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sat. & Sun., 9 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: 1161 Gorgas Ave., at Kennedy Ave., Presidio. R.S.V.P. to 415-441-1777.

LAUGH
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
What: Catch the stand-up comedienne, E! host, and best-selling author Chelsea Handler at the start of her latest book tour.
Why: An outrageously inappropriate good time.
When: Fri., 8 p.m.
Where: Nob Hill Masonic Center, 1111 California St., at Taylor St.

NOSH
Radius
What: New all-day, farm-to-table SoMa restaurant sourcing ingredients from within a 100-mile (you guessed it) radius.
Why: Actual late-night dining.
When: Opens Fri.
Where: 1123 Folsom St., at 7th St. (415-525-3676).

TOP
Goorin Brothers Release Party
What: Shop the hatmaker’s latest collaboration with local art studio 1333 Minna.
Why: Get a signed, limited-edition, hand-printed poster when you purchase a hat.
When: Sat., 4-8 p.m.
Where: 1446 Haight St., b/t Ashbury St. & Masonic Ave. (415-436-9450).

Photo: Courtesy of Cowgirl Creamery