Though your former flame was good with his hands, he had a few loose screws.
Needless to say, you nixed Mr. Fix It.
Who’ll help level your frames and look damn fine doing it? Call Clayton.
Clayton Jarvinen and his dashing team of “handyman candy” (his words, not ours) will have your troubles nailed in no time. These guys do the little things you boycott on a daily basis: unclutter the closet, decode the remote, unpack moving boxes, hook up the entertainment center — in a clean, well-pressed tee and jeans to boot.
Rest assured, his posse is strictly anticreep (squeaky-clean record, absolutely no dating clients allowed).
Sounds like the perfect fix.
Call Clayton (773-406-5282 or callclayton.net).
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