Everybody plays the fool.
Heath Ceramics at the Ferry Building
What: Stock up on minimalist dinnerware at the cult Sausalito company’s first-ever SF retail location.
Why: Factory seconds are delivered once a week.
When: Open now.
Where: 1 Ferry Bldg., at The Embarcadero (415-399-9284).
Craft Bar with Etsy Labs
What: Learn to turn nubby sweaters into cuddly plushies while enjoying live tunes and free beer.
Why: Stitch and bitch (literally).
When: Thurs., 6-8 p.m.
Where: The Museum of Craft and Folk Art, 51 Yerba Buena Ln., at Mission St. (415-227-4888).
Beretta’s Two-Year Anniversary
What: Celebrate with a free taste of barman Ryan Fitzgerald’s off-the-menu punch.
Why: Post a pic of yourself as a toddler on the resto’s Facebook page, and Beretta will throw in a free appetizer.
When: Thurs., 5:30 p.m.-1 a.m.
Where: 1199 Valencia St., at 23rd St. (415-695-1199).
Leigh & Luca Sale
What: The NYC design duo’s bright handwoven and embroidered scarves are marked up to 50 percent off.
Why: We like to say we knew them when.
When: Just in time for spring.
Where: Online at swirl.com.
DatA (France) with Jeffrey Paradise + Ava Berlin
What: Sample DatA’s unmistakable blend of disco-funk and next-generation pop, brought to you by SF’s ultimate party hosts.
Why: Paradise found.
When: Fri., 10 p.m.
Where: Paradise Lounge, 1501 Folsom St., at 11th St. Tickets at the door.
Big Idea Night Party: Under the Influence
What: Oakland collective thePeople invades the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts with underground dance music, a live painting demo from Mear One, late-night exhibition access, and more.
Why: Power to thePeople.
When: Sat., 9 p.m.-2 a.m.
Where: 701 Mission St., at 3rd St. (415-978-2787). R.S.V.P. online at ybcafree.org.
Photo: Jeffrey Cross / Courtesy of Heath Ceramics