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Porchlight’s Eighth Anniversary
What: Celebrate nearly a decade of storytelling at the Verdi Club with a Mythbuster, Hemlock Tavern booker, poet, tech genius, and more.
Why: Magic 8 Ball is the theme.
When: Mon. Doors, 7 p.m.; show, 8 p.m.
Where: 2424 Mariposa St., at Potrero Ave. (415-861-9199). Tickets ($12) online at brownpapertickets.com.

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Golden Ticket Giveaway at Tony’s Pizza Napoletana
What: If you’re one of 100 lucky diners to find a golden ticket under your pizza, you’ll be invited to an exclusive preopening dinner at owner Tony Gemignani’s new restaurant.
Why: Do you really need an excuse to order some thin-crust?
When: Wed.-Sun., noon-11 p.m.
Where: 1570 Stockton St., at Union St. (415-835-9888).

SHOP
Kensie Sale
What: Go to the head of the class with up to 70 percent off flirty dresses and old-school jumpers.
Why: Our fave geek-chic ankle jeans are just $29 (reg. $88).
When: You’re feeling a little bookish.
Where: Online at swirl.com.

REDISCOVER
Gitane
What: New chef Bridget Batson’s inspired take on Iberian cuisine (a dainty chicken bastilla, bavette steak with herb salad and marrow, airy beignets with “naughty” cream).
Why: Adventurous eaters should not miss the lamb tartare with olive and eggplant.
When: Tues. & Wed., 5:30-11 p.m.; Thurs.-Sat., 5:30 p.m.-midnight.
Where: 6 Claude Ln., at Sutter St. (415-788-6686).

SEE
(Por)trait Revealed Opening Reception
What: The exhibit ranges from a series examining the inside of refrigerators across the country (You Are What You Eat) to dark portraits of people with eating disorders (Skeleton in the Closet).
Why: See how your fridge stacks up to an NRA member’s.
When: Wed., 6 p.m.
Where: RayKo Photo Center, 428 3rd St., at Harrison St. (415-495-3773).

Photo: eschipul / Flickr