Good day, sunshine.SHOPSummer Sample Sale at ConiferWhat: Score deep discounts on coveted lines like Sust, Protea, and Amy Mautz (the owner’s line, pictured here).Why: Up to 80 percent off original prices.When: Fri. & Sat., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.Where: 2848 Webster St., at Union St. (415-922-1892).CHOWEat Real FestivalWhat: Three days dedicated to edible goodness, with more than 100 local food and drink vendors, demos, live music, and more.Why: Proceeds support regional food businesses and organizations.When: Fri., 2-9 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun., 10:30 a.m.-5 p.m.Where: Jack London Square, Broadway St., at Embarcadero Way, Oakland (510-250-7811).SCOOPIce Cream to the PeopleWhat: A good old-fashioned ice cream social benefiting Produce to the People with Straus and Maggie Mudd ice cream and a DJ.Why: Enter the raffle to win drool-worthy goodie baskets.When: Thurs., 5-9 p.m.Where: El Rio, 3158 Mission St., at Precita Ave. (415-282-3325).EXPLORECamp-In Movie Night What: Hike to Sports Basement’s Grotto for a night of indoor camping complete with Alite Designs gear, free beer, snacks, and a screening of Stand by Me. Why: Stock up for your next adventure with 20 percent off everything in-store.When: Fri., 5-9 p.m.Where: 1590 Bryant St., at 16th St. (415-575-3000).LAUGHThe Chatroulette ShowWhat: Vie for the attention of complete strangers on Chatroulette (or sit back and watch other people make fools of themselves) at this outrageous variety show-slash-drinking game.Why: Audience participation is encouraged.When: Fri., 7:30 p.m.Where: Make-Out Room, 3225 22nd St., b/t Mission & Valencia Sts. (415-647-2888). Advance tickets ($10) online at eventbrite.com.FETEParty on Block 18What: Head to the Mission for a gourmet gathering with food from neighborhood faves (Tartine, Delfina, Bi-Rite) and beers from the SF Brewers Guild.Why: Proceeds benefit the Women’s Building, Buen Dia Family School, 826 Valencia, Nextcourse, and Pie Ranch.When: Sat., noon-5 p.m.Where: 18th St., b/t Dolores & Guerrero Sts.Photo: Courtesy of ConiferUp to 65% off ChaikenJulie Chaiken has set the standard for chic, clean-cut styles since ’94 with perfect-fit trousers, office-ready LBDs, and sweet tops. They’re up to 65% off on Swirl.