Photos: Courtesy of Tell Tale Preserve Company Warning: This information may be dangerous for your favorite pair of skinny jeans.Pastry chef extraordinaire William Werner (formerly of Quince and Ritz-Carlton Half Moon Bay) has started an exquisite, monthly subscription dessert CSA through his new Tell Tale Preserve Company.For $35 a month, members of the Tell Tale Society receive a rustic burlap sack filled with Werner’s delicate confections, preserves, pastries, and savory breads. Offerings might include silky coffee-laced milk jam, raspberry-white chocolate sables (pictured), praline marshmallows, or fragrant tomato-semolina bread.Locals can pick up for free (the next drop is October 6) or have the goods delivered for a nominal fee. Either way, consider it a preview of Werner’s storefront, slated to open in Union Square later this fall. Pretty sweet.Available online at telltalepreserveco.com.Photo: Courtesy of Tell Tale Preserve CompanyStill hungry? Here’s everything you need to throw a Sunday brunch.Up to 50% off Khirma EliazovNeed some good Khirma? Enlighten your handbag collection with her sleek clutches, pouch bags, oversize wallets, and evening bags in brightly hued exotic skins, like stingray, python, and water snake, at up to 50% off on Swirl.