What’s not to love?

DINE
Lonely Hearts Valentine’s Feast at Avedano’s
What: One of our favorite local butchers hosts an intimate, tongue-in-cheek Valentine’s Day dinner (deviled eggs with duck heart paté, grilled heart of pork over frisee with lime-chile vinaigrette).
Why: Eat your heart out.
When: Mon., 7 p.m.
Where: 237 Cortland Ave., at Bocana St. (415-285-6328). Tickets ($85) on brownpapertickets.com.

SHOP
BCBG and Ella Moss Sample Sale
What: Score 70 percent off dresses, bags, tops, cashmere, and more, with an additional 10 percent off cash purchases.
Why: With more than 2,000 items up for grabs, you’re certain to find something.
When: Sat., 10 a.m.-3 p.m.
Where: Fort Mason Center, Marina Blvd., at Buchanan St., bldg. d, Fleet rm. (415-345-7500).

LAUGH
Mortified’s Fifth Annual Doomed Valentine’s Day Show
What: Locals read their funny, heartwarming, and embarrassing stories of adolescent romance and heartbreak.
Why: Someone is bound to have a more tragic tale than yours.
When: Mission, Thurs. & Fri., 8 p.m.; Berkeley, Sat., 8 p.m.
Where: Make-Out Room, 3225 22nd St., b/t Valencia & Mission Sts. (415-647-2888); Shattuck Down Low, 2284 Shattuck Ave., Berkeley. Tickets ($15) online at getmortified.com or at the door ($20).

SEE
Archetype Fashion Show
What: Indulge in the happy hour slash pop-up shop organized by Archetype and Sex + Design, complete with a performance from opera singer Maki Noguchi.
Why: Pick up Behida Dolic hats and Kittinhawk jewelry at the trunk show.
When: Fri., 8 p.m.-3 a.m.
Where: Public Works, 161 Erie St., at Mission St. (415-932-0955). Free from 8-11 p.m.; $10 after 11 p.m.

Just Because Opening Reception at Wonderland SF
What: Check out the boutique-cum-gallery’s latest exhibit, featuring works from eighteen artists, while sipping free beer and wine.
Why: Shop the always-changing selection of local designers while you’re there.
When: Fri., 6-10 p.m.
Where: 2929 24th St., b/t Florida & Alabama Sts. (415-641-4600).

Photo: CarbonNYC / Flickr