If your big-box outfitted walls could talk, they’d pull a Tin Man and sigh, “If I only had a heart.”

Resuscitate your interior with one-of-a-kind decor and furniture from Stuff, the new antiques and vintage collective in the Mission.

In the massive 8,200-square-foot showroom you’ll click your ruby red heels with joy over offerings from 25 picking professionals (including the renowned floral designer Ron Morgan and antiquarian Chris Albanese); they comb estate sales, flea markets, and Lord-knows-where so you don’t have to.

A recent trip unearthed such treasures as an enormous enamel plate (so 1970s Los Angeles), an agave-shaped chandelier (a steal for less than $300), and an onyx-colored pagoda (shades of Tony Duquette).

Flying monkeys not included.

Stuff, 150 Valencia Street, between McCoppin Street and Duboce Avenue (415-864-2988 or stuffsf.com).