You always say you’ll have just one bite.

Right. One bite of cake? Good luck. One bite of cupcake? Ha ha. Self-control? Not your forte.

Which brings us to the best small treat of all: Dragonfly Cakes’ petits fours. For ...

Between Seder dinners and Easter egg hunts, get out there and enjoy the weekend’s festivities.

SEE:
Peace Industry’s Approaching Felt
What: Take a peek at sculptures by local designers made entirely out of felt.
Why: Give Peace a chance.
When:

You, thanks very much, take no pleasure in running around a hot kitchen just for the sake of being hailed as the next June Cleaver.

Okay, so maybe you wouldn’t mind the pats-on-the-back part. But for that, you can simply ...

This weekend, shop till you drop, then stuff your tired face.

BUY
Ports 1961 Shopping Event
What: See the fashion show and scoop up pieces from the sophisticated spring line.
Why: Ports-rait of a lady.
When: Thurs., 6 p.m.
Where:

It’s easy to strike out when it comes to ordering in. Your nearest Chinese place can throw you a nasty MSG curveball. And the kitchen-challenged can’t live on pizza alone.

But it just got easier to hit delivered dinners out ...

Third wheels are a drag.

Always wanting to split the bill three ways. Getting in the way of a good makeout session. And they really screw up a three-legged race.

But in the case of Terzo (that’s “third” in Italian), ...

Pity the fools. Get out and enjoy the April showers.

HEAR
Street to Nowhere
What: Oakland punksters play their tunes.
Why: Everyone needs more street cred.
When: Fri., 8 p.m.
Where: Bimbo’s, 1025 Columbus Ave., at Chestnut St. Tickets at ...