Third wheels are a drag.

Always wanting to split the bill three ways. Getting in the way of a good makeout session. And they really screw up a three-legged race.

But in the case of Terzo (that’s “third” in Italian), ...

Pity the fools. Get out and enjoy the April showers.

HEAR
Street to Nowhere
What: Oakland punksters play their tunes.
Why: Everyone needs more street cred.
When: Fri., 8 p.m.
Where: Bimbo’s, 1025 Columbus Ave., at Chestnut St. Tickets at ...

Monday’s child is fair of face. Tuesday’s child is full of grace. Wednesday’s child might be full of woe, but she’s definitely the best-dressed girl on the go.

That is, if she’s decked out in Wednesday’s spring clothing — a line ...

You’ve been called prickly once or twice.

But such accusations can be turned to your advantage with a little creativity. And there’s no better way to shed your thorns than with rose ice cubes, a nifty DIY project courtesy of ...

Pu-erh. Oolong. Assam. You are getting very, very sleepy …

Don’t nod off just yet. These soothing words are, in fact, feisty tea leaves — brewed to keep you bright eyed and bushy tailed.

Because you wouldn’t want to snooze through the ...

What do you get when you cross a mad hatter with a March hare? March madness.

BUY
French Antiques Sale
What: Score pieces from the city’s fancy-pants furniture stores at below wholesale prices.
Why: Something old, something new.
When: Sat., ...

You know the story: Mermaid trades in tail for gams and moves from idyllic underwater kingdom to bustling metropolis. Mermaid gets homesick (er, seasick?). Weekend getaways to Carmel become more and more frequent. And to pass the hours at her unrewarding ...