Life is full of perplexing juxtapositions and random ironies. Nutrition facts at McDonald’s, braille at ...
Life is full of perplexing juxtapositions and random ironies. Nutrition facts at McDonald’s, braille at ...
If pigeons are rats with wings, then moths are the pigeons of butterflies. (You’d sure ...
You love making a scene. But sometimes your get-ups need to bow out and exit ...
You’ve been trying to accessorize with leather your whole life. Exhibit A: the oversize brown ...
You threw out your copy of Domiknitrix and dropped out of Stitch ’n’ Bitch. (Some ...
Frozen food doesn’t have the greatest reputation. (See: fish sticks, chicken potpies, corn dogs.) But ...
Over the years, you really matured as a shopper. You learned to ignore the size ...
Until this global warming thing really kicks in, fall will undoubtedly arrive. And with it ...
Your neck is jealous. Jealous of your torso, which gets to wear fluffy Sonia Rykiel ...
The skies darken. Rains come. You heave a sigh, knowing it’ll be many months before ...