Rancid B.O. The appearance of a bloody crime scene in the bed.

Just a few things you (and those you cohabitate with) endure to be a sunny bunny.

Spare yourself (and others) and book an appointment with Glow a Go-Go, ...

Thanks to Facebook, the whole wide world can see you basking in a bikini and sucking face with a stranger (thanks, “friends”).

Let Lindsay Garvey save your soul (or at least some dignity). The local photographer has launched a portraiture ...

Something old, something new.

SEE
Harold and Maude
What: Catch the classic flick about a 19-year-old boy and a 79-year-old woman (filmed in the Bay area) — on the big screen.
Why: Age is but a number.
When: Fri., 7:15 & ...

If it’s not the receptionist’s snooty ’tude, it’s the stylist’s mullet that causes you to leave every salon you jump into the chair with after just one date.

Start a long-term relationship with Christopher Downs. The NYC hair stylist just opened ...

Be independent.

SIP (and SHOP)
Bluebird Happy Hour
What: Drink margaritas and score 25 percent off all vintage clothing at the lower Haight jewel.
Why: A little bluebirdie told you.
When: Thurs., 5-8 p.m.
Where: 214 Pierce St., at Haight St.

You: Mirror Mirror, on the wall. Who’s the fairest woman of all?

Mirror: Woman? Girl, your nails are chewed to the quick and you’ve got a ’stache hangin’ out above some serious chapped lips. It’s time for a trip ...

Generally speaking, you’re down on the Dutch. (Smelly farts suck. Ditto for splitting the bill on a date.)

But SFC Double Dutch classes might just change your mind.

Formed by the Double Dutchess performance troupe, they start with the basics ...