Civic Center Courthouse; Small Claims Division; The Honorable Scolinosis enters.

Judge (to Plaintiff): I understand you’re suing for lack of support.

Plaintiff: That’s correct, your Honor. I’ve been forced to have acrobatic sex, ride jerky roller coasters, and ...

Beethoven had his Ninth Symphony, da Vinci had the Mona Lisa, and Frank Lloyd Wright had Fallingwater.

If you’re awaiting your masterpiece, take a shot with Robert Bengtson of The Art of Detail.

The local photog, best known for covering ...

You’ve lived in spaces so small you had to go outside to change your mind.

So you’ll be inspired by Jak Home’s creatively designed storefront in Russian Hill.

Nestled in the front half of the Navarra Design studio, Polk Street’s ...

Sweating in Saran wrap, cabbage soup diets, master cleansing (your commode may never forgive you).

Drop the weight-loss gimmicks and get on the right track with Justin Spence of Corpo Sano.

At his spacious new workout studio in the Mission, ...

There is no such thing as summer in San Francisco. (Your heater’s on and you’re wearing cashmere. In May.)

Before you reach a boiling point, head to Marin to check out Cavallo Point, Fort Baker’s new adventure resort-meets-national park, which ...

Holiday. Celebrate. (If you took a holiday …)

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Teen Mom Benefit
What: Fashion show and silent auction benefiting Hilltop High School for teen parents, with fashions by 3.1 Phillip Lim, Dema, Del Forte, and others.
Why: Mom’s the word.

Get drunk and styled to benefit others this weekend.

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Passport to Sonoma Valley
What: More than 40 wineries, including Gloria Ferrer, open their doors for the annual food and wine taste-a-thon.
Why: It’s di-vine.
When: Sat. & Sun., 11 ...