June 18, 2007

Pipe Dream

Adina Niemerow’s Urban Cleanse

When your sink’s clogged, you call the plumber. And a big hairy guy clears your pipes while flashing his crack. When you get a clog in your body, you call Adina Niemerow.

And the experience is a lot more pleasant.

The holistic chef has twelve years’ experience studying with medicinal foods pros. If you’ll pardon the image, she’ll get your plumbing running like new using the healing powers of whole foods.

Need to detox but can’t escape to We Care? Try her five-day urban cleanses at Cafe Gratitude. You’ll meet with a group every morning to pick up your daily supply of wheatgrass, green juices, electrolyte shakes, mineral soups, and teas. You’ll ingest plenty, so you won’t feel completely deprived. (And it’ll be nice to bond with new friends over your glowing skin and renewed energy).

Not a joiner? Niemerow also does private cleanses, one-on-one nutritional consulting, and healthy cooking classes.

And did we mention she’s easy on the eyes and doesn’t sweat profusely?

Adina Niemerow (415-332-2103 or adinaniemerow.com). To sign up, go to withthecurrent.com.