October 9, 2007

Deliverance

GrubHub.com

Bless us, O Lord,

And these thy gifts, which we are about to receive from GrubHub.com, a new online delivery guide for the hungry, tired, and too lazy to cook.

Thank you for having mercy on those who burn the midnight oil by showing us which restaurants (besides the local Chinese joint) deliver to our address at the most unholy of hours.

Praised be He who lets the disorganized find the menu from that tasty bistro (and 15,000 other establishments) without having to rifle through a loathesome junk drawer.

Your benevolence knows no bounds in making it easy to order a burrito or a salad with special instructions (extra salsa, dressing on the side) without a translator.

We repay you in small ways by writing honest reviews so others may share our experience. Lest we perish from hunger waiting for a pepperoni pie that will never come.

Hallelujah, amen.

Available online at grubhub.com.