August 15, 2008

Dream a Little Dream

Monoplaza Swimwear

In your most recent nightmare, you were belting out “I Kissed a Girl” in an ill-fitting swimsuit on American Idol’s bad auditions reel.

You need some Monoplaza swimwear to restore your confidence.

Making a splash out of Madrid, the collection is sexy without even a hint of whore.

Various styles mean there is something flattering for most body types. Make sure the attention is on you in the black chiffon triangle top with ruffled overlay and barely there bottom. If they’re that big, hold them up in a taupe and purple paisley halter with string bottom. And show off smaller tatas in the golden beige and cream striped bandeau with strings for cinching.

For more coverage, there’s a paisley baby doll cover-up that still gives a glimpse of what’s underneath.

It’s totally dreamy.

Available at Waterlilies, 3440 Sacramento Street, between Walnut and Laurel Streets (415-474-9200). For more information, go to monoplaza.es.