It’s My Party

Vote in the 2008 Election

Donkey: Ellie, why the long face?

Elephant: I’m just having a tough time with my decision about our next prez, and I need to hurry up and register.

Donkey: Vote schmote. What makes you think you can make a difference?

Elephant: Don’t be an ignorant naysayer. Every single one counts.

D: Yeah, yeah. Okay, so who’s on the ticket?

E: Um, helllooo? Don’t you know your party’s candidate?

D: Party?! Who’s havin’ a party?

E: Ding-dong, I’m talking about Election Day on November 4.

D: Oh, crap. I’m gonna be out of town.

E: (Distracted by video.) Please tell me I misheard you.

D: Jeez, I thought you could hear freedom ring with those babies.

E: Jackass.

Are you a CEO? Congrats. Make an executive decision to give your employees the day off to vote. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.