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The Weekend Guide

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LAUGH
Reggie Watts

What: The Conan-caliber comedian (and lead singer for Seattle band Maktub) promises hysterics when he performs his hilarious musical stand-up shtick.
Why: Unpredictability is his greatest asset.
When: Sun., 8 p.m.
Where: Neptune Theatre, 1303 NE 45th St. (206-682-1414). Tickets ($19) online at stgpresents.org.

SHOP
Century Ballroom Indoor Flea Market

What: Old meets new at the year-round market, selling vintage clothing and housewares, plus threads from indie designers.
Why: Score pieces from Lorraine O’Neal and Meka Clothing, as well as stood-the-test-of-time finds from East Pike Vintage and Red Brick Vintage.
When: Sat., 11 a.m.-3 p.m.
Where: 915 E. Pine St., 2nd flr. (206-324-7263).

BID
Picnic & Barrel Auction

What: Cop a squat on Chateau Ste. Michelle’s luscious sprawling lawn to chat with top Washington vintners, sip wines, and bid on a favorite — all part of the Auction of Washington Wines.
Why: More than twenty of the state’s top wineries will be pouring, including Buty Winery, Cadaretta Wines, and Nefarious Cellars.
When: Today, 4 p.m.
Where: 14111 NE 145th St., Woodinville (425-488-1133). Tickets ($150) online at auctionofwashingtonwines.org.

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ROAR
Tilted Thunder Rail Birds

What: Tougher-than-nails Roller Derby chicks (with team names like Saint Hellions and Royal Crush) battle it out on a badass banked track.
Why: Winner takes all in this season one championship bout.
When: Sat., 5 p.m.
Where: Comcast Arena, 200 Hewitt Ave., Everett (866-332-8499). Tickets online ($10-$15) at comcastarenaeverett.com or at the door ($12-$15).

Photo: Courtesy of Reggie Watts

LOCATIONS
Comcast Arena
200 Hewitt Ave
Everett, WA
915 E Pine St
@ Nagle Pl
Seattle, WA 98122
206-324-7263
1303 NE 45th St
@ Brooklyn Ave
Seattle, WA 98105
206-682-1414
Chateau Ste Michelle
14111 NE 145th St
Woodinville, WA 98072
425-488-1133
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