Your mother warned you this could happen.
In your defense, the accident wasn’t your fault. (“But, officer, the tree was in my blind spot!”) Now you’re sitting in the E.R. in a paper gown and Cookie Monster granny briefs, trying to preserve your dignity in front of Dr. Hottie Pie.
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Or, of course, an unexpected visit to the hospital.
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