Sometimes it’s in the break room (who ate your brownie?); sometimes in the bedroom (who took your pants off?). Every now and then, you come up short. But you should never take chances when it comes to spa treatments. Forget wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am and call Fauzia Morgan, a facialist and holistic practitioner who goes the distance. Morgan’s luxurious, all-organic facials last 90 minutes, are totally personalized (hydrating facials, glycolic peels), and include facial acupressure and upper body massage. From the outside, her new Phinney Ridge studio doesn’t look like much — but you’ll relax as soon as you enter the soothing pale blue and chocolate rooms. She uses Hungarian products (like yam and pumpkin or cranberry and pomegranate masks) that will leave your skin glowing and also whips up custom tea and bath salts for you to take home. You’ll feel blissful for days and days. And that’s the long and short of it. Sacred Skin Therapy, 6306 Phinney Avenue North, at 63rd Street (206-229-7176 or sacredskintherapy.com). Roses are red, violets are blue, you forgot to make valentines, so we made some for you. Click, print, and give to your pals, crushes, and loves.