It’s a funeral, March. EAT Dark Chocolate-Covered Peeps What: Your favorite bunnies slathered in Jacques Torres’s finest. Why: Come here, sugar. When: Now. You won’t hear a peep from us. Where: Jacques Torres Chocolate, 350 Hudson St., at King St. (212-414-2462); 66 Water St., at Main St., DUMBO (718-875-9772). Graffiti Chocolate Bars What: NYC street artists tagged labels for flavors like dark toffee crunch, s’mores, milk almond, caramel, and dark strawberry. Why: Part of the proceeds go to the All Stars Project’s youth performing arts program. When: You’re feeling loco for cocoa. Where: Chocolate Bar, 48 Eighth Ave., b/t Horatio & Jane Sts. (212-366-1541). SEE Point Break Live What: Bodacious surfer film adapted for the stage (with random audience member playing Keanu Reeves stand-in). Wear your poncho. Why: They extended their run. Catch the wave. When: Fri., 8 p.m.; Sat., 7 & 10 p.m. Where: Milagro Theater, 107 Suffolk St., at Rivington St. Tickets online at theatermania.com. More info at 212-228-1096. DO M.A.R.C Holistic Center What: A new spot for ion foot detoxing, ear candling, colonics, and acupuncture facials. Why: You need a spring cleaning. Everywhere. When: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Where: 73 Spring St., b/t Lafayette & Crosby Sts., ste. 304 (212-925-0203). BUY Mischen Sample Sale What: Up to 85 percent off cocoon coats, cigarette pants, silk tops, and vintage garments. Why: It’s your Mischen work. When: Thurs., 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Where: 255 W. 36th St., b/t Seventh & Eighth Aves., ste. 1106 (212-827-0854). Cash only.