April 3, 2007

Psyche It to Me

Spiritual Counselor Dawn Stansfield

When it comes to your future, you have cause to believe the outlook is good.

Which doesn’t mean you aren’t tired of waiting to move from your shack to a mansion. Or that inhaling fortune cookies all day at your desk has left you light as a feather (just stiff as a board).

Could be time to seek professional help — with a visit to Dawn Stansfield, the Bellevue-based spiritual counselor who’ll tell you what’s shakin’.

Warm, friendly, and just the teeniest bit loopy (kinda like your best friend’s mom), Stansfield practices all of the esoteric arts (palm reading, numerology, pet communication). During sessions, she peers into your past, present, and future — calling you on patterns (hey there, drama queen), identifying causes (abandonment issues), and making specific predictions (job offer next month).

Is the whole thing legit? Who knows? But is the idea that someone can see into your future more tantalizing than some deep-fried cookie?

Decidedly so.

Dawn Stansfield (425-453-8180 or dawnstansfield@msn.com).