If Little Miss Muffet had your bony tuffet, she’d eat way more than curds and whey.
EAT
Desserts for Flirts
What: Design your own delicious cheesecakes in 60 flavors and any crust variety.
Why: Have your cake and eat it, too.
When: Whenever your sweet tooth beckons.
Where: From Puget Sound to Peoria (with door-to-door local delivery).
Grilled Cheese and Beer Party
What: Food writer Laura Werlin and chef Ethan Stowell create mouthwatering, high-brow versions of your low-brow fave.
Why: Perfect warm-up to the Seattle Cheese Festival.
When: Thurs., 5-9 p.m.
Where: Union, 1400 First Ave., at Union St. (206-838-8000).
SEE
Miranda July
What: The filmmaker, performance artist, and former PDX resident reads from her shimmering new book of short stories, No One Belongs Here More Than You.
Why: She’s anything but by-the-book.
When: Thurs. Doors open at 7 p.m.
Where: Neumos, 925 E. Pike St. (206-709-9467).
DO
Grey’s Anatomy Look-Like-the-Cast Contest
What: Prizes for the McDreamiest ringers before a big-screen broadcast of the season finale.
Why: Seriously? Seriously.
When: Thurs., 6-10 p.m.; contest at 7 p.m.
Where: Sazerac in Hotel Monaco, 1101 Fourth Ave., at Spring St. (206-624-7755).
MAKE
Your Own Bag
What: Instruction kit with six bag patterns from The Curiosity Shoppe.
Why: Call it tote couture.
When: Sunday night while awaiting teriyaki delivery.
Where: Your own comfy couch.