Okay, fine, so we’ve made you wear some pretty weird stuff. (If loving beer holsters and animal masks is wrong, we don’t want to be right.)

But trust us on this next one: Andrea Corson’s jewelry may be unusual, but it’s eminently wearable.

The designer’s line presents elements from everyday life in a totally unexpected way. With silver and gold playing solo starring roles (no stones here), the pieces reflect her creative genius.

Let your fingers do the talking with a Caviars ring — a cluster of tiny irregular balls in either sterling silver or 18-karat gold. Remember your hygiene with a dainty necklace bearing dental floss. Or express an affinity for odd critters with the gold Desert Lizard cuff, Ladybug earrings, or sleek Spider pin.

Tastes run a little wilder? Get totally dark and twisty with Hockey Mask earrings.

A girl after our own heart.

Available online at andreacorson.com.