August 20, 2007

The Facts of Life

Little-Who Postcards

Exhibit A: drug references on your Facebook page.
Exhibit B: slutty French maid costume (Halloween 2006).
Exhibit C: your propensity for mooning.

The evidence speaks for itself: You, the defendant, have a history of letting it all hang out.

The verdict: Time to play things closer to the vest.

Okay, maybe just start with your correspondence — with sweet, discreet Little-Who postcards from Portland-based artist Heidi Hopfer. The vintagey, handmade missives come with an envelope carefully sewn onto the back.

Use the winsome flapper girl card to say, “Wish you were here,” (but leave what exactly you’d do if they were to their imagination). Or use the nostalgic snowman to give a bitchy pal the long-overdue freeze. Be as sweet or as spicy as you like. The U.S. Postal Service will never be the wiser.

The only thing it can testify to is your taste.

Available online at buyolympia.com.