April 15, 2008

Homeland Security

Savvy Solutions Organizing Incorporated

Anchor: Now let’s go to our intrepid field reporter, live at your apartment.

Reporter: Thanks, Frank. Due to the occupant’s sheer laziness and busy schedule, this place has been declared a disaster zone. Just today, authorities recovered tax forms from behind the couch and found underwear in the kitchen cabinet.

Anchor: Shocking. Is there a solution?

Reporter: Well, that’s the good news. Christa Patchen’s Savvy Solutions is on the way. The ace organizer uses the S.T.A.C.K.S. method (Sort! Toss! Assign! Contain! Keep it up! Simplify!) to defend against mass mess.

Anchor: But is it just a quick fix?

Reporter: No, sir. Our inside sources say Patchen systematically tackles any room in the house and teaches you how to maintain results.

Anchor: Sounds like clutter’s days are numbered.

Reporter (stepping gingerly over a pile of junk mail): Indeed. Just don’t expect a paper trail.

Savvy Solutions Organizing Incorporated (206-227-5792 or savvysolutionsllc.com).