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Your recycling habits border on OCD. You no longer associate hemp with dirty hippies. And you’d never kiss a carnivore.

For you, Earth Day is every day. But is it every night?

It will be — when you keep Birds ’n Bees vegan and cruelty-free condoms by the bed. They’re just as effective as any regular wood hood but are made by a Swedish company with, er, upstanding morals.

The nonprofit company swears it doesn’t harm animals or use animal products in the making of its wetsuits. And they’re equally kind to humans, adding ribbing for extra enjoyment.

If that’s not enough, you’ll want them simply for their adorable pink wrapper with jaunty bubble lettering.

Because you always appreciate a perfect package.

Available at Babeland, 707 East Pike Street (206-328-2914 or babeland.com).

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707 E Pike St
@ Boylston Ave
Seattle, WA 98122