July 9, 2008

How Fetching

GoFetch4U Concierge Service

You shriek at the sight of your to-do list. Faint at the thought of taking Trixie to the vet. Laundry is your archenemy. And the car wash your kryptonite.

Never fear: Nicole Rummer, your super assistant from GoFetch4U, will save your day. Her mission? To run your errands in the name of spare time.

She’ll deliver dry cleaning in a single bound, stalwartly await the cable guy, conquer your grocery list, even tolerate the line at the post office. Is Rummer superhuman? Perhaps. But she clearly understands us mere mortals: Chocolates punctuate every good deed done.

Just give her a call one day in advance and she’ll accommodate your every need so long as it doesn’t involve any evildoing. And she’s always willing to squeeze in a last-minute mitzvah.

After a first-hour rate of $30, she charges quarterly.

So stop playing the damsel in distress.

GoFetch4U (206-947-1875 or gofetch4u.com).