The holidays make you more mental than sentimental. (Your red-eye in that holiday photo persisted through Easter.)
For a refreshing dose of seasonal sass, turn to Someecards.com’s DailyCandy holiday cards. (For us? How’d they know?)
It doesn’t cost a dime to guilt your rellies into maxing out their plastic. Or to acknowledge a relationship that doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell. Or even to tell the world your romantic prospects have worse odds than your striking it rich playing dreidel.
So make your bitch list and check it twice.
With a handful of ways to be haughty, it’d be boring to be nice.
Available online at someecards.com.