Been good this year? Tsk-tsk. SEE Land of the Sweets: the Burlesque Nutcracker What: The city’s finest burlesque performers come together in this bawdy swing-era adaptation of the holiday classic. Why: Sweets for the sweet. When: Thurs. & Fri., 7 & 10 p.m. Where: The Triple Door, 216 Union St. (206-838-4333). Tickets available at the box office starting at 5:30 p.m. the day of the show. Winterfest Solstice Fire Festival What: Warm up to this spectacle of blazing outdoor art installations, fire dancers, and live music. Why: Be a sol sister. When: Sat. & Sun., 4-9 p.m. Where: Seattle Center, at the International Fountain & Fisher Lawn, 305 Harrison St. (206-684-7200). PLAY Gay Holiday Bingo What: Dust off your dauber to win fantastic prizes, including hotel overnights, spa treatments, and more to benefit Lifelong AIDS Alliance. Why: Have a gay ol’ time. When: Sat., 6:30 p.m. Where: Hotel 1000, 1000 First Ave. (206-957-1000). R.S.V.P. to firstname.lastname@example.org or 206-357-9455. HEAR Handel’s Messiah What: Join the Seattle Symphony for the Christmas tradition featuring a soul-shaking choral performance of “Hallelujah.” Why: Amen to that. When: Thurs., 7:30 p.m.; Fri., 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 & 8 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m. Where: Benaroya Hall, 200 University St. (206-215-4747). GIVE Spa Treatments What: Last-minute shoppers can stop by SLU’s Vida Spa and get an extra 50 percent added onto any gift card purchase (i.e., pay $100 and get $150 in services) when they mention DailyCandy. Why: It’s cool to be kind. When: Fri.-Sun. Where: 2200 Westlake Ave. (206-264-8432).