You know that a group of geese is a gaggle and a bunch of dogs is a pack. But your little smarty pants is inquiring about what to call a lot of spiders and that has you bugging out.

With Super Power Designs tees for kids, you’ll both be in the know.

The soft organic tops depict animals, bugs, and assorted other creatures with their critter group name emblazoned below (a prickle of hedgehogs, a parliament of owls, or a loveliness of ladybugs, for starters).

So when he grills you on the name for a feeding frenzy of great whites, you won’t be left out in the cold: It’s a shiver of sharks.

Available at Retroactive Kids, 4859 Rainier Avenue South (206-932-3154 or retroactivekids.com); Bootyland, 1317 East Pine Street (206-328-0636 or bootylandkids.com).

SOOTHE
Loving Hands: the Art of Baby Massage
What: Learn to boost brain development and improve sleep with just your touch.
Why: Lay your hands on me.
When: Wed., 11:30 a.m.-12:45 p.m.
Where: Seattle Holistic Center Wallingford, at the Good Shepherd Center, 4649 Sunnyside Ave. N., rm. 302 (206-525-9035).

PREPARE
ParentMap Preschool Preview Night
What: Learn about your kiddo’s preschool options.
Why: It’s never too soon.
When: Wed., 5:30-8 p.m.
Where: Town Hall Seattle, 1119 Eighth Ave. (206-709-9026).

LISTEN
Tales Told on a Thursday Evening
What: Story time with Allison Cox from the Seattle Storytellers Guild.
Why: Not the same old story.
When: Thurs., 7 p.m.
Where: Haller Lake Community Club, 12579 Densmore Ave. N. (206-621-8646).