You’re a total turn-on: always wired to a BlackBerry, iPod, or laptop. Which is why you’re starting to emanate a slightly negative charge.

To adjust your frequency, enter a six-by-four-foot white room, have a seat, and take in nothing.

Ponce Day Salon’s Sensory Relief treatments remove all environmental stimuli in 60- or 90-minute sessions. A door seals off the outside world, and the room becomes completely dark. Absent all light, sound, and air pollutants (and their negative health and beauty consequences), the body’s particles relax to natural levels.

According to clinical trials, unclenched facial muscles don’t wrinkle, and hair softens in the absence of electrical friction.

The treatment is pricey, but you’ll never look as youthful or as rested as when in this room.

See, it’s not for nothing.

For more information or to schedule an appointment, go to poncedaysalon.com.