When it comes to environmental issues, you don’t beat around the bush.
But you could.
Ireland’s Earth Angel vibrator absolves you of any environmental guilt associated with engaging in your hot-button issue (don’t let that hold you back, though). The household appliance fast becoming as common as a coffeemaker is now dedicated to pleasing both you and the environment.
Simply turn the pleasure device’s lever to generate sustainable power, then crank one out. Four minutes of winding gets you a quickie (a half-hour session); eight brings a pleasure hour. Any unused power will be waiting for your next buzz.
Every part of the product — packaging and all — is made from 100 percent recycled materials. Should you ever require a replacement (dry spells last longer for some), send your plastic paramour back to Earth Angel for ecofriendly disposal and get 15 percent off a new one.
Now that’s really giving it to you.
Available at Babeland, 707 East Pike Street (206-328-2914 or babeland.com). To see styles, go to earthangel.ie.