E may equal MC². But we solved the formula U equals QT (to the ninth). Bodies in motion will remain so at The Bar Method, where a fusion of Pilates, ballet, and yoga get results. The studio opens next Wednesday in Redmond, but with a cult following across the country, you’ll probably need to sign up tomorrow. Follow the lead of Professor Coquinho at Axé Capoeira Seattle to kick some butt, not least of all your own. Based on Brazilian martial arts, capoeira combines acrobatics, dance, and music with fighting strategies. No tramp stamp? Try a more temporary tatt with henna work from Spa Scotta. On Saturdays, artist Jennifer Sturgeon inks traditional mehndi or personalized designs on your particles. Should you lay out too long, repair damaged matter with High Maintenance’s Hydration Infusion facial. Enjoy a shea butter and licorice cleanse, followed by a Yon-Ka Paris marine collagen mask to plump and soothe. Armed with air compressor guns and no-mess pop-up tents, the mobile ladies of Mod Beauty Squad get you a golden glow at any locale. Select from four shades of quick-drying SunFx products to keep you out of harm’s rays. Herbalist Juliana Chin at Hen Sen Herbs uses traditional Chinese methods to build an herbal regime to heal, detoxify, and balance, preventing you from reaching critical mass. Of course, all end results are relative.