Wee are the world. Wee are the children. Wee — but stiff — are the drams of single-malt you’ll sip with kilted clan chiefs at Edinburgh’s three-century-old (at least) buildings-cum-chic hotels, bars, and eateries.
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Scotland’s second largest city — still pretty damn quaint— is divided into hilltop Old Town (where architecture dates back 1,200 years) and New Town (242 years young). University students roam Old Town, shopping sweet, curved Victoria Street (above Grassmarket Square, a former hanging site) and castle-adjacent Royal Mile. You’ll find New Town past the statue of Edinburgh’s Skye terrier mascot, Greyfriars Bobby, down a twisting road called The Mound. Princes, George, and Queen Streets offer chain and upscale Harvey Nichols shopping, while side streets like Thistle; outer-lying, gourmet-market-lined Stockbridge; and still-funky Leith skew hepcat.
NEST
Ciao, lassies! Hotel Missoni (1 George IV Bridge; +44-131-220-6666) — the design house’s first — wows in Italian style: bold colors, panoramic views, in-room espresso, mosaic bathrooms, to-die-for bathrobes. Take the robe; leave the cannoli. Hotel du Vin (11 Bristo Place; +44-131-247-4900) may be a former loony bin, but Old Town’s new boutique offers sanctuary in the form of claw-foot tubs, cigar shack, and whisky snug. Post face-lift, The Rutland Hotel (1-3 Rutland Street; +44-131-229-3402) wows with twelve baroque-meets-modern rooms but really thrills at The One Below, the eatery, bar, and incognito club where tables have built-in sunken champagne buckets.
INGEST
Gentleman farms? Organic ingredients? Edinburgh lived locavore eons before your dry cleaner turned green. Belly up for fresh pastry (cardamom buns) and gourmet sandwiches at Peter’s Yard (Quarter Mile, 27 Simpson Loan; +44-131-228-5876). Pigs fly (well, decorate the ceiling) at New Town’s fresh-ingredient-obsessed newbie lunch spot Tony’s Table (58a North Castle Street; +131-226-6743, now closed); get Ugly Bread and Chili Pig (pork belly) pie. Michelin-star-central Leith is home to The Kitchin, Restaurant Martin Wishart, and the Plumed Horse. Right around the corner is Paul Kitching’s new 21212 (3 Royal Terrace; +44-131-523-1030). Whisky is good, but sometimes life calls for cocktails mixed with edible flowers, egg whites, or cardamom at nightlife hotspot Tigerlily (125 George Street; +44-131-225-5005).
INVEST
In New Town, shop Harvey Nichols, Topshop, and Jenners (since 1838) but hit smaller Thistle Street for indie boutiques like Kakao by K (#45, local UK designers), Covet (#20, UK accessories), 21st Century Kilts (#48, yup, hipster kilts), and Pam Jenkins (#41, shoes and accessories).
Enough fashion. Time for food. Stockbridge’s gourmet strip of Raeburn Place is a feast for eating now or gifting later. Don’t miss Stockbridge Chocolatiers (formerly Red Sugar Cafe) for handmade Black Moon and Mayan Fire cacao bars (now closed), Herbie of Edinburgh gourmet shop, and I.J. Mellis Cheesemonger.
On your way back to town center, if you can still button your pants, check out Scott designers at Concrete Wardrobe (50a Broughton Street; +44-131-558-7130). Back on Victoria Street, objectify yourself with UK design pieces at The Red Door (#42) and drink up at liquid deli Demijohn (#32).
THE REST
Handle your whisky (and learn your Islay from your Highland) at The Scotch Whisky Experience (354 Castlehill; +44-131-220-0441). Scottish? In honor of Homecoming Scotland (this year), visit the People’s Centre and trace your clan roots. Wanna see what heaven really looks like? Spend a few picturesque days in the Highlands in one of fourteen rooms at family owned Monachyle Mhor. Piglets and sheep graze 2,000 rolling acres, guests forage for wild mushrooms on the loch (that’s lake to you), and chef Tom Lewis (with talent and personality in spades) shows you what true farm-to-table cuisine looks like.
Aye. And that’s what we call living the dram (ahem) dream.
Photos: ipoh 7 / Flickr; Courtesy of Hotel Missoni; Courtesy of Peter’s Yard; Courtesy of Covet; Courtesy of Monachyle Mhor
Posted by megskill on Oct 1, 2009 12:05:42 PM
I studied abroad the the Glasgow School of Art just a few years ago and made many trips to Edinburgh via quick train rides. Its absolutely gorgeous and should be a stop on everyones trip. Even though it can be a bit touristy, the history and architecture is absolutely worth it. Climb Arthur's Seat and go to the Fruitmarket Gallery. And then go to Glasgow and dance til 3am with it still be light out! And definitely make a trip to the Highlands and try to climb Ben Nevis. Unreal. Best year of my entire life. Sorry, i have an extreme emotional love for all of Scotland.
Posted by GypsyReader on Sep 30, 2009 2:46:07 PM
ART! Check out the Leith Gallery...and www.trevorjonesart.com...a great west coast artist finding success in Edinburgh!!!
Posted by InventedCity on Sep 30, 2009 1:36:56 PM
Great travel snapshot for our Scottish home exchangers! Thanks -- http://bitURL.net/?m6v5xk
Posted by DrJRo27 on Sep 30, 2009 1:27:14 PM
While I really love DailyCandy and all its articles, updates and insights, I am upset about this article encouraging travel to Scotland. As proud Americans, we should not travel to Scotland due to the Scottish government's blatant disregard for justice, the fight against terrorism and the loss of many human lives. Based upon their decision to free a terrorist, no American should have Scotland on their travel itinerary ever again. Sorry to be a downer on a fun site, but this article really touched a nerve.
Posted by chialto on Sep 30, 2009 1:23:23 PM
I know it's meant to be funny, but I would like to kindly ask that you not use terms like "loony bin." Making even light jokes about "loonies/crazies/being on medication" further stigmatizes mental illness, which prevents people in need from seeking help, not to mention hurting their already poor self esteem. Thank you in advance for your consideration!
Posted by CupcakeKitten1 on Sep 30, 2009 1:12:49 PM
thank you for highlighting an area near and dear to my heart!!! can't wait to go back and visit the places I missed according to your input!
Posted by WhiskyNoIce on Oct 8, 2009 2:50:01 PM
I leave for Edinburgh tomorrow, college visit for my son in St. Andres, I am staying alone in Edinburgh, I have roughly 24 hours of open bars -- about 12 hours each day I am there -- and will visit 22 of these establishments, sampling a different single malt, and hopefully some rare ones, in each one. I will post some comments here and come January (2010) or so you can see the entire tour at whiskynoice.com, not live yet, a new site about single malt whisky -- drinking it, not studying it or learning minutiae.