If diamonds are a girl’s best friend, you’re as lonely as the new kid who picked her nose (and ate it) in the second grade.

But if, as you’ve long suspected, haute cuisine is in fact the secret to true ...

You gave up on conventional wisdom long ago. The way to a man’s heart? Forget baked goods; it’s through his NCAA bracket. And the road to hell? Paved with Barneys receipts (at least, in your case).

So you won’t mind ...

Lately, opening a restaurant in Seattle seems as simple as “if you build it, they will come.”

That is, so long as said building serves cheese made by cave-dwelling artisans, produce sourced from your neighbor’s backyard, poultry raised by Amish ...

It’s official: Spring has sprung. Now wipe that grin off your face and get out of the house.

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Hop Scotch Spring Beer & Scotch Tasting Festival
What: Seasonal beers, imported Scotch, pub food, live music, and March Madness screenings.
Why:

These days, anyone can be famous. (Just takes a skirt, no panties, and YouTube.)

But going from Regular Joe to rock star still requires a few legitimate skills. Like walking (supermodel), sketching (starchitect), or working miracles with an onion (celebrichef).

You’re the glass-half-empty type. Take The Secret: If all it really took was ask, believe, and receive, you’d have had JT long before he brought sexy back.

Yeah, a little cynicism is healthy, but you went too far when you started hating ...

Little darlin’, it’s been a long, cold, lonely winter. Little darlin’, it feels like years since it’s been here.

We hate to be downers, but the sun isn’t really coming. Not for another couple of months. At least.

It’s alright. ...