June 17, 2009

In Dog We Trust Online

Everywhere Dog Guide 2009

A real friend would never post prom pics of you with big bangs and squeezed ...

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March 25, 2009

Ain’t Too Proud to Beg Seattle

Seattle Dog Guide 2009

Zis is Dr. Roof vith tips for enhancing your relationship viz your canine. First, know ...

  Home & Garden

December 12, 2008

Now, Our Creature Presentation Seattle

These Creatures Pet Feeders

You’d feed your pooch with a silver spoon. If only it didn’t make everyone else ...

  Home & Garden

October 27, 2008

With This Cage, I Thee Wed Online

22.5-Karat Gold Dog Crate

After that last bastard dumped you, you decided just to marry your Maltese. Then you ...

  Home & Garden

August 6, 2008

Beast of Burden Seattle

EGR Pet Bags

Are you there, Dog? It’s me, your owner. There’s something I need to get off ...

  Home & Garden

June 18, 2008

The Pet Set Seattle

Northwest School of Animal Massage Pet Workshops

You work all day and spend your evenings in flagrante, leaving Pupster and Patches to ...

  Home & Garden

April 28, 2008

Buddy System Online

Longmeadow Rescue Ranch

Here’s the thing about f*** buddies: They’re great for one thing but really lacking in ...

  Culture, Do-Gooder

April 16, 2008

Paws and Rewind Seattle

Seattle Dog Guide 2008

You think of him as a human (who happens to walk on all fours and ...

  Home & Garden

March 4, 2008

The Rescuers Seattle

The Furrytale Farm Needs Help

Once upon a time, there lived a woman who really loved animals. She couldn’t understand ...

  Home & Garden

December 12, 2007

The Last Dinosaur Online

Pleo the Dinosaur

You don’t have a profile on Facebook. Ditto for MySpace. People talking about WAPs and ...

  Culture