Spitting peas into your napkin was once your preferred method of dinner disposal. Show Mother Nature you’ve matured by making your own compost bin instead.
You’ll need:
2 Rubbermaid bins, fourteen inches deep
Drill
1-inch drill blade-type drill bit
O-ring hose ...
Cinderella, dressed in yella, went downstairs to kiss her fella. How many kisses did she get?
None. (You always tripped up before the K-I-S-S-I-N-G.)
Here’s your chance to undo past playground embarrassment: Learn the ropes during Ladies Night Out with ...
The mere thought of backwoods makes you bristle. (Your last trek drove home the meaning of bushwhacked. Stupid trees.)
Experience the outdoors indoors at the comfy, luxurious new Spa at Four Seasons instead.
Capturing the Northwest’s environs and aromas ...
Your horoscope for November 4, 2008.
It’s no coincidence that you’re edgy, jittery, and unable to concentrate at work today. The watery moon creates an overwhelming sense of anticipation. But listen to your heart: The time is ripe to make a long-awaited decision.
T-minus eight hours and you’re still waffling on the costume front (French maid or Jehovah’s Witness?). Keep stalling with our Halloween lexicon.
boo-bies
n. The effect of constantly being startled by the number of revealing costumes surrounding you. ...
You ain’t afraid of no ghosts.
SHOP
Ghosts in the Garden Launch Party
What: Project Runway alum Sweet P and visual artist Sage Vaughn present their collection of hand-sewn, hand-painted dresses for sale alongside accessories and limited-edition tees to music ...
Once upon a meal, an inebriated quarrel broke out between a beautiful princess and her ogre brother.
Seems the boozehound (princess) had tippled the last of the Tanqueray and turned her sights on her bro’s stash of barbaresco.
Little did ...
There are the Peter Pumpkin Eaters and Anna Bananas of the world.
But listing all the scrumptious sobriquets you’ve had makes you more than a mouthful.
Artist and blogger Kris Garland has fresh material. Inspired by puns on or associations ...
