Give it up for the weekend.

EAT
Dining Out for Life
What: One hundred fifty local restaurants donate 30 percent of your bill to the Lifelong AIDS Alliance.
Why: Stick a fork in it.
When: All of Thurs.
Where: From ...

You’re The Princess Bride; he’s Napoleon Dynamite. But neither of you matches The Wedding Planner. Yet.

We’ve got the goods for a wedding of cinematic proportions.

Casting
Channel a Hitchcockian heroine with antique rings and vintage-inspired gowns from ...

Your recycling habits border on OCD. You no longer associate hemp with dirty hippies. And you’d never kiss a carnivore.

For you, Earth Day is every day. But is it every night?

It will be — when you keep Birds ’n Bees ...

There were moments during adolescence in which you felt like you were plummeting from the ugly tree — and hitting every branch on the way down. Braces (ow). Baby fat (oof). That poodle-perm (yeesh).

So you’ll be understandably skeptical of ...

That’s what we like about weekends: We keep getting older, they stay the same age.

LISTEN
Joshua Morrison’s Home
What: Soulful, bittersweet acoustic debut album from a local soldier who served in Iraq.
Why: It’s easy like Sunday ...

You think of him as a human (who happens to walk on all fours and occasionally lick his bum). And you can’t fathom why snotty kids are allowed in restos, but he isn’t.

We can’t change the rules, but we’ve ...

Anchor: Now let’s go to our intrepid field reporter, live at your apartment.

Reporter: Thanks, Frank. Due to the occupant’s sheer laziness and busy schedule, this place has been declared a disaster zone. Just today, authorities recovered tax forms from ...