Ever since your little starlet arrived on the scene, her every move has been analyzed, discussed, and documented. Poor thing. It’s like living in a fishbowl.

Or the Vetro (that’s “glass” in Italiano) from Nurseryworks. Save for a few stainless steel screws, the crib is 100 percent acrylic, which means that baby has a transparent place to chill while her biggest fans keep watch.

Nurseryworks declares it a piece of art that’s the perfect complement to the modern home. And we agree. The showstopping sleeper is paparazzi worthy in every way — from its mod design to its fancy-pants price (we’re talking four figures).

On the off chance your housekeeper and stylist are both on vacay, there’s no need to fret: The high-grade plastic is smudge resistant.

Making it a low-maintenance addition to your home. Clearly.

Available for preorder online at giggle.com, $3,500. For more information, go to nurseryworks.com.

SQUEAK
Tales & Tails
What: Nature nuts learn about wildlife and listen to stories.
Why: This week, an adorable (and pettable) hedgehog drops by.
When: Fri., 10 a.m.
Where: Irvine Nature Center, 11201 Garrison Forest Rd., Owings Mills (443-738-9200). Info at 443-738-9224. Admission is free.

JAM
Rocknoceros
What: The hometown band celebrates the release of its kid-friendly concept album, Colonel Purple Turtle.
Why: It’s a perfect addition to your road trip playlist.
When: Sat., 11 a.m. & 7 p.m.
Where: Jammin Java, 227 Maple Ave. E., Vienna (703-255-1566). Tickets online at jamminjava.com. Adults and children, $10; babies, free.

BONJOUR
French Festival
What: Performances, games, and lessons in courtly manners give a peek at 18th-century life.
Why: The hands-on art activities are très bien.
When: Sat., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., 1-5 p.m.
Where: Hillwood Estate, Museum & Gardens, 4155 Linnean Ave. NW (202-686-5807). Tickets online at museumtix.com. Adults, $18; children, $5; under 6, free.

Photo: Courtesy of Nurseryworks