Cher Monsieur Valentin,

From the moment we bumped into you, we’ve had stars in our eyes. Wouldn’t sparkly, heart-shaped shoe clips ($25) and a pot of NARS Night Breed ($23) from Bluemercury make the ideal cadeaux? And because the very thought of you warms our heart, let’s linger over boozy hot chocolate at Et Voila.

We’re in a real pickle ($10): You’re a star; we, mere chorus girls. Perhaps it’s better we keep things casual and preorder the heart-shaped Old Bay & Crab pizza at Fuel ($18)?

Imagine us (in sailor-striped espadrilles, $195) walking hand in hand with you in Hollywood — Hollywood, Maryland, that is. We’ll tour Sotterley Plantation and take in the Tidewater scenery before snuggling up at The Inn at Herrington Harbour South (from $150 per night).

So cover our ears with kisses, specifically Lisa Freede’s X and O Huggies ($58), and we’ll show you if our cups runneth over ($98).

Or not. (We’re old-fashioned.) How about a bottle of Violettes de Toulouse with charming tasseled atomizer instead?

We predict a happy ending, but it may be bittersweet. We both want to hear the same three magical words: “Oscar goes to …”

Bisous,
DC

Read on for more Valentine’s Day ideas that make us weak in the knees.

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