What looks good on screen might smell weird in real life or hug you in all the wrong places (see: eBay sweaters, your last OKCupid date).

Find a better fit IRL with vintage fashion upcyclers La Petite Marmoset.

Co-owners Katherine Martinez and Ashley Turchin have shifted from ’80s-inspired virtual stockholders to garb-hunting stylists with free in-person sessions at their Columbia Heights showroom.

Email your request for a weekend time slot. Go it alone or arrange a shopping party for friends. Include your size, style, and the nature of your search — boho beach wedding apparel, law library-appropriate florals — and prep for an affordable rack of designs (dresses typically cost less than $60). A confirmation email includes the hush-hush location.

The vibe is cool and sisterly. And to keep things chill, the hosts serve wine.

How first-date appropriate.

To book an appointment, email info@lapetitemarmoset.com. For more information, go to lapetitemarmoset.blogspot.com.

Photo: Kate Gibbs for DailyCandy