Project: Test the Lavand Distraction bra, which purportedly increases the bust by two cup sizes.

Theory/Challenge: The low-cut bra, which comes with strategically placed pockets and inserts, looks natural and can be worn under anything. Can it really take a girl comfortably throughout an entire day?

Observations:
8:30 a.m. Wake up, shower, put on bra. Cleavage makes everything look great. Settle on black tank.

9:45 a.m. Deli guy offers coffee on the house.

10:15 a.m. Hail cab. Two women walk by and shoot dirty looks. Off-duty cab pulls over.

10:30 a.m. Office. Tech guy approaches immediately to fix computer.

1:00 p.m. Lunch with work buddy who asks what’s up with sudden water retention. Show her bra.

3:00 p.m. Four girls at office e-mail and ask where to get bra.

7:00 p.m. Drinks with new cutie. He suggests dinner.

9:00 p.m. Home. Remove bra. [DETAILS CENSORED]

Conclusion: Who needs implants? So comfy. So natural-looking.

Just be prepared to take it off.

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