So you think you want an It bag? First you must prove your worthiness.

Are you the fashion equivalent of a lemming? Do you have a Pavlovian response to the words “as seen in Us Weekly”? Do you hate your money?

If you answered no to any or all of the above, you might want to consider a Jocasi bag instead.

The leather totes come in styles that toe the line between slouchy and structured. The pleated Lombok with a woven handle is texturally stunning; the roomy Java has a vintage flair. They also make big, bold belts that are sure to draw attention.

The London-based label has high-end appeal without a ridiculously high price tag. Plus, it’s original enough to ensure you’ll stand out from the crowd.

You may finally have found a bag worthy of you.

Available online at blaec.com.